we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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