i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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