awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We got so high we made milksteak
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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