Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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