My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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