your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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