I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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