You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i out mim tonsoeep
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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