Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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