Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
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