I want to stick my p in your. b.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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