Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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