Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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