i was born a porn star she said
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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