Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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