you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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