Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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