It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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