If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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