yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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