She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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