So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
