Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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