no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
This is my gift to your gina
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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