Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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