What did we do last night that was yellow?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
