let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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