Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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