I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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