Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
