I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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