Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And then the night went full on bisexual.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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