Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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