Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
