Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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