i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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