So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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