Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
