I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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