Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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