Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I lost the right to judge tonight
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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