I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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