Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
