People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Boobs speak an international language.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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