I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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