We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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