Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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