he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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