she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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