How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
