So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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