Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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