4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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