im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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