go do what you do best...puke behind churches
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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