sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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