You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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